matt
16-11-2005, 02:50 AM
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go
>to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over
>five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
>ascended.
>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
>HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you
>couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to
>return.
>A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
>husbands...
> > > >> First floor
>The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
>kids."
>The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than
>not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further
>up?"
>So up they went.
> > > >> Second floor
>
>The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
>and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I
>wonder what's further up?"
> > > >> Third floor
>This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
>good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow,"
>said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so
>further up they went. "
> > > >> Fourth floor
>This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,
>love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework
>and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried,
>"Just think what must be awaiting us further on! "
>So up to the fifth floor they went.
> > > >> Fifth floor
>The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
>only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please.
>The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs. "
:lol2: :lol2:
>to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over
>five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
>ascended.
>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you
>HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you
>couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to
>return.
>A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
>husbands...
> > > >> First floor
>The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
>kids."
>The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than
>not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further
>up?"
>So up they went.
> > > >> Second floor
>
>The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
>and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I
>wonder what's further up?"
> > > >> Third floor
>This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
>good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow,"
>said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so
>further up they went. "
> > > >> Fourth floor
>This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,
>love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework
>and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried,
>"Just think what must be awaiting us further on! "
>So up to the fifth floor they went.
> > > >> Fifth floor
>The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
>only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please.
>The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs. "
:lol2: :lol2: